Conditionals (1)

You didn't call me!
1. I would have done if my mobile had been working!
2. I would do but my mobile wasn't working.
When can we meet again?
1. Well, we can meet next week if I hadn't been going away.
2. Well, we could have met next week if I hadn't been going away.
Did John email you?
1. He might have done but I haven't checked my mailbox.
2. He's doing it but I haven't checked my mailbox.
Can we go out, mother?
1. No, but if it didn't rain you could have gone out.
2. No, but if it hadn't rained you could have gone out.
Mary asked the boss for a rise, did she?
1. Well. if she hadn't done, she should have!
2. Well, if she hasn't done, she should have!
Would you have greeted him if you'd known he was due to arrive?
1. I must admit it would be an option.
2. I must admit it would have been an option.
Is he going to propose to you?
1. Well, if he doesn't he ought to!
2. Well, if he won't he must do.
Will the party finish soon?
1. If it won't, I'll have something to say about it!
2. If it doesn't I'll have something to say about it!
Did they transfer the cash?
1. They will have done.
2. They ought to do.
Why didn't she go on a diet?
1. She would do, but she couldn't stop eating.
2. She would have done but she couldn't stop eating!